Dear Dumb Diary Isabella asked her mom for money, but since Isabella's mom has three children, she is threetimes meaner than a mom with only one, and said no. We tried to escape the room as soon…
I went back and read some of my very oldest diaries. The entries say things like "I eated salad dressing" and "I got a Barbie shoe stuck in Stinker's nose again" and "The vet was mean to me about t…
School was okay today. Actually, it was better than okay. Angeline got her long, beatiful hair tangled in her backpack, and the school nurse - who is now one of my main heroes -snipped two feet of…
So now I'm friends with Angeline. This is Automatic Friendship, and I have to just accept it and make the best of things. See, if I objected, then Aunt Carol might divorce Angeline's uncle, sendin…
Dear Dumb Diary, Isabella is probably right. She almost always is. When I think back on all the things I've seen Angeline do, the one thing they have in common is that they're all dumb. (They're a…